Now 3AM and middle-aged

March 31, 2008 at 3:00 am | Posted in Love, Puppy, Sean-ism | 4 Comments

Since I still can’t sleep, I’ll share with you a revelation we stumbled upon today.

Sean and I were finishing up the monotonous chore of painting our bedroom in time for the arrival of our new furniture on Wednesday morning. The dogs were sleeping in their respective corners and Sean had completed his task of paint rolling.

All that was left to do now was trim, and I hate trimming. Sean mentioned that since his work was done he was going to hop outside for a smoke and then start work on vacuuming the downstairs.

So I said, “Daddy, do you want to take the babies outside with you?”

And he answered, “They just went, I think they’d rather sleep up here with you, Mommy.”

And then we realized… (cue sudden awareness music)… Sean and I used to make fun of couples that called each other Daddy and Mommy when their kids weren’t even in the room and now we were doing it.

But we don’t have kids yet! I’m not even middle aged yet! And since we’ve adopted them we’ve been throwing around the terminology: Daddy, Mommy, Son, Daughter.

Not that we’re going to stop calling each other those silly terms. I just wanted to make us all aware that Sean and I are now officially annoying dorks, and we really love our dogs.

For your sake, I promise that I’ll try not to call him Daddy when you come to visit, unless I mean it in a kinky way. Har har.

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Reason #98029 why I love Sean

February 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm | Posted in Sean-ism | Comments Off on Reason #98029 why I love Sean

Our home phone rings. I look at the caller ID. It’s Sean calling from his cell phone in the other room. I answer:

“Hi Love.”

“How’d you know it was me?!”

“We have caller ID.”

“Oh, we do? OKay, bye Love!”

Ah, romance.

February 14, 2008 at 10:11 am | Posted in Love, Sean-ism | Comments Off on Ah, romance.

We’ve decided to take it easy this Valentine’s Day. We have too much wonderfulness to handle: a huge house and two dogs. Sean and I aren’t much for celebrating anyhow, we would rather cuddle up on the couch together than go to a fancy restaurant.

So Sean asked, what do you want for Valentine’s Day.

I said, I dunno, maybe a flower? Just one though, don’t spend a thousand dollars on flowers or anything.

His reply: “Would you be offended if I went and cut you a flower from the cemetery?”

Typical conversation around here

February 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Posted in Love, Sean-ism | Comments Off on Typical conversation around here

“Love, I want to donate my organs if I die.”

“Noooo. I want my Peach intact! Does it say that on your license?”

“Yes. Why? You’re not an organ donor?”

“No.”

“But what if you become a vegetable? Can I donate your organs?”

“Yes, you can harvest me… but I’m fat, Love.”

Whatever that means….

Sean thinks this is so funny:

December 14, 2007 at 6:36 pm | Posted in Puppy, Sean-ism | Comments Off on Sean thinks this is so funny:

I told him I wasn’t coming out of the cage until we pick up Sammy because I’m keeping it warm and his response was “Should I get you a diaper?” meaning, I’m going to be here awhile.

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