Reasons I cannot be considered a lady:

April 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm | Posted in Photographs, silly pants, Society | 17 Comments

In no particular order:

  1. I have sailor mouth
  2. I smoke (gross) and usually spit when I smoke (equally gross)
  3. I own one thong and it is the pair of underwear I wear on laundry day
  4. I can give myself a French manicure, but it doesn’t last one day without getting dirtied in wall paint
  5. I can belch the alphabet
  6. I own one pair of heels and they are in a Tupperware container in our garage
  7. My idea of dressing up to go to out is throwing on jeans and an “I heart John Deere” shirt
  8. I follow the 5-second rule unless the floor hasn’t been washed in, say, at least a year
  9. I use Sean’s Irish Spring body wash and sometimes his deodorant
  10. I’ve let my boyfriend cut my hair

So what are you? In comments, three things that make you or break you as a lady.  Men are free to comment on their ladyhood as well.

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